Reptilians, Shapeshifters and Lizard People… oh My! David Icke has laid down some thought-provoking spiritual theories in his books on global conspiracies but, perhaps, there is a line that can be crossed. Some argue Icke takes metaphors too literally and hence the belief that green lizards are running the world. Because of this, the term “Never Go Full Icke” was born to remind your buddies to always question their beliefs before they get “too deep”.

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